Random $h*t..........

I couldn’t think of an actual “topic” but as any of my friends (Facebook or otherwise) know, I tend to have really weird questions/observations that I like to force on put to my fellow peeps.

But rather than inundate FB all the time with really weird random thoughts, I thought I’d just jot a few things down while I’m thinking of them.

For those that don’t know me very well, my mind is pretty much like a tornado. Various thoughts, questions, anxieties etc all blow around in there round and around. I’m getting much better at controlling it, but sometimes I still get tornado brain. It helps to jot it down.

So here’s what’s been floating around in here for a while.

If someone is chasing you in a car down a road with a forest on both sides, why do you continue to run down the road? Can you not go into the woods where the car cannot follow?

Why do women scream and run upstairs in horror movies?

Why are people afraid of Chucky? Other than he is a creepy looking ginger- he’s a doll, he’s like 3 inches high….kick him or step on him. (I may be wrong on that one, since I’ve never actually seen any of those movies as I am too chicken) Don’t judge me- I know it’s hypocritical.

Why is Halloween all of a sudden an “acceptable” time for women to dress like ho-bags? If your ass does not look good hanging out of a short skirt on a Tuesday, it’s not going to look any better on Halloween.

How come you get presents for getting engaged, getting married and having a baby? Where is the present for being able to remain single? Like hey congrats- you won’t have to one day divide up half your stuff, way to hang in there!! (That one was from Sex and the City, but I thought it was an extremely valid point)

What is a better relief? Being able to go to the bathroom when you have to pee soooo bad OR being able to climb into your bed when you’re so tired you can’t keep your eyes open.

How come you have to kiss oh so many frogs to get to your prince? (Which as previously mentioned is really just a retard dressed in tinfoil)

How come the person you think is “meant” for you has no idea you actually exist?

 

Why is food that is good for you taste bland and boring –has anyone ever actually eaten kale? Blech…

How come there are allowed to be “triple threats”- Some of us would love to have ONE talent, and you can sing, dance, act and are good looking? WTF is up with that? That’s just selfish really….

How come even though we fight it so hard, we all turn into our mothers?

Who decided clowns are a happy children’s entertainer? They are FREAKY scary!! Pennywise anyone?

Okay, I think that’s enough for now…but don’t worry, I have a LOT more….

 

If you have any answers to any of my questions or an opinion on anything, I’d love to hear it!

 Ciao for now!!