Why am I here?

Hey everyone! Thanks for stopping by! I'm Court and I'm 31 years old and it was suggested to me by a former friend that since I seem to have an opinion on absolutely everything and have a tendancy to be the unfortunate participant in many a things gone awry that I should write about my experiences so that not only friends and family can laugh at me, but strangers as well.

So here's my very first post........
I think I'll use the first post to give "props" to my ex friend who gave me the idea and to also explain what karma is.Ex friends name is Crypto! Of course that's not his real name as that would be just silly on my part. My cousin and I gave him the name after she caught a particularily bad stomach bug that seemed to go away and just when you think it was gone for good...KABLAM it popped back up. It was not lost on us that this is how this dude is...

I met Crypto a year ago at work and instantly fell into a particularly awful state of instant love/lust...which he took full advantage of despite having a girlfriend( let's call her young one- and while we are at it, lets call me Naive Idiot) Cut to a year later- after some really bad choices based on what Crypto tells me about young one-he finally breaks up with her(for the second time) and comes running to me also for the second time ( I told you I'm a naive idiot). Of course my spidey sense is tingling all this time and I warn Crypto that if he hurts me again I will run him over with my car....but he assures me it's all good- he's just not ready for a relationship...yet....So we spend a glorious week hanging out and having fun...and then one day about a week or so later I wake up to find out via Facebook that Crypto is "in a relationship" with "New Girl".....I was like whaaaaat....
So naturally being a Leo, my anger is off the charts and I send Crypto a nasty text message telling him I hope very bad things happen to him. But then when anger fades I wanted to find out more...His excuse was " I was going to tell you on the weekend" RIIIIIGHHT, going to tell me on Saturday something I already found out on Wednesday...Crypto is not that bright.

Sooo I naturally decide to take this opportunity to move on and on the right foot, so I confess things to young one...then funilly enough (is funilly a word?) young one tells me that Crypto cheated on New Girl with her...(Crypto and New girl have only been dating for a few weeks at this point) so then young one and I decide to send New girl a message about what Crypto did, and she dumps his sorry lying ,cheating a$$....and that my friends is KARMA...so thank you Crypto for giving me the idea about blogging and then giving me the material for my first post...next time I promise I'll write about something far more interesting...